Normalbeard Polyhedral Dice Set

In the sprawling saga of Roll Britannia, where the tales of Derek Normalbeard are as notorious as they are daring, there lies a particular story about how he came into possession of a remarkable set of dice. These dice, with their dark resin and riotous heart of rainbow confetti, adorned with numbers in greedy gold, encapsulate the very essence of Derek's life at sea: unpredictable, bold, and always a step away from the brink of chaos.

This story takes us back to an evening soaked in the scent of salt and the murmurs of the sea, in a tavern where the air buzzed with the anticipation of fortunes made or lost. Derek found himself engrossed in a high-stakes game, the kind that could turn a man's luck as quickly as the tide. The game was deceptively simple, a challenge of "highest card wins," but the stakes were anything but ordinary. Across from Derek sat a man whose luck was said to be kissed by the gods, a pirate known for turning the direst odds in his favour with nothing more than a grin.

As the game commenced, it was clear that Derek's opponent was no stranger to the art of winning. Yet, Derek, not one to be easily outdone, had his own trick in mind.

His opponent, confident in his own fortune, scoffed derisively towards Derek, unaware of Derek's next move. With a flourish that matched the pomp of his adversary, Derek brazenly picked up the deck of cards and began overtly leafing through them until he found the king of every suit. Derek confidently pushed three of them up his sleeve and lay the remaining one on the table with a smirk that spoke volumes. The air stilled as those around absorbed the audacity and sheer boldness of the move. Derek's opponent, flabbergasted, could only watch as the realization dawned upon him. Derek had cheated, yes, but not through sleight of hand or magic—his victory came from the cunning interpretation of the rules. He never stated the draw had to be random.

The pirate, defeated by his own oversight and Derek's cleverness, could do little but honour the bet. With a mix of admiration and resignation, he handed over the dice, a set as unpredictable and vibrant as the man who now claimed them. As Derek held the dice, their swirling colours seemed to dance with the tales of future adventures and misadventures that awaited.

These dice thus became a legendary symbol of Derek Normalbeard's cleverness and his ability to navigate the tumultuous waters of fate with a blend of audacity and wit. They were more than mere tools of chance; they were a testament to the idea that in the game of life, as on the high seas, it's not always the hand you're dealt but how you play your cards that defines your destiny.

To this day, the story of how Derek won the now aptly named, “Normalbeard” dice is recounted with a mix of awe and laughter, a reminder that in the world of Roll Britannia, fortune smiles upon those who dare to bend the rules, just a tad, as long as it’s in their favour.

Each 7 piece polyhedral set contains one D20, D12, D10, D8, D6, D4 and a percentile dice.

This set comes with free UK shipping.

These dice are great for a whole herd of tabletop games such as Dungeons and Dragons, Pathfinder, Savage World, Magic the Gathering, Warhammer and many other rpg and card games that require different-sided dice.

Warm notice:
-Small parts, please keep away from children and pets, or anybody likely to choke on them. Do not eat raw, cooked, deep fried, in a sandwich, sauteed with garlic, or as part of a balanced meal. Adult supervision is required unless you have something better to do.

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